Friday Rant

Well, here I am again, with a troubled soul and no one to unload on. I watch as endless streams of useless information are force fed in to my brain, struggling to make sense of anything the MSM spouts out, as each days news cycle churns. I have become numb to all but the most horrific of it all, and even then, only shake my head and shrug as I listen to the gruesome details emerge out of the Casey Anthony trial. This trial, two years in the making, illustrates exactly what I fear the most about the American way of life. That a mother of a beautiful and innocent child could callously take away her life so that she could continue to party down like she did before creating a child, suggests to me the end of empire as we know it.




I want to thank Anthony Weiner this week. No…..I really do. I want to thank him for diverting my attention from the real problems we are facing with his arrogant and psychopathic behavior. Your lack of self respect and sexual dysfunction has distracted me just in time. I don’t know how the fuck twitter works and will most likely never learn, but I want to thank them as well, because without them, we would have never had the opportunity to view Anthony Weiner’s erect penis, and neither would the random woman he sent the picture to. This guy must have some demonic subconscious desire to self destruct, because by God that’s what is going to happen to him. To send a picture of your junk across the country and think nothing of doing so makes this guy the winner of the self absorbed, egomaniacal scumbag of the year award, and this year, I’m adding oak leaf clusters to it. I accidentally clicked on a link and saw the fucking picture. Thanks dickhead, you just gave me a world class enema chill that took a half an hour to shake off. How about his wife? Stand by your man babe. I won’t hold my breath waiting to see how long before the ink dries on the divorce papers. It’s a shame she has a bun-in-the-oven, because that poor bastard will have to live with this his or her entire pathetic life. Why is it that guys with hot wives do this kind of fucked up shit anyway? It’s the puzzle of our lifetimes people.



Our leaders have become like the Roman Senate at the end of their empire, our congressmen and women engaging openly in reprehensible behavior then justifying their acts so that hey may continue to cling to the power they have become drunken on. I read that Hillary Clinton has been tapped to head the World Bank when the director steps down next year. What exactly the hell this woman has done that qualifies her to head that organization I must have missed, because unless I am incorrect about my history, the only thing she has ever done is go to law school and be married to a philandering president.



We have been denied the truth about the nuclear disaster in Japan, and only now are we finding out that not one, but three reactors not only melted down, but through the pressure vessel of the reactor core and are now laying in a molten pile of active nuclear lava on the floor of the secondary containment, slowly burning their way through to the water table. These unholy and evil mother fuckers will not be satisfied until they have irradiated the entire world and killed us all.



Next up is Project Gun walker. In case you haven’t been following the story, our government, the ATF, thought it would be a good idea to allow known criminals make bulk purchases of semi-automatic rifles and smuggle them in to Mexico. I swear to God, you just can’t make this shit up. These fucking geniuses somehow thought it would be OK to let known criminals buy as many guns as they wanted so they could supply them to eh drug cartels plaguing Mexico. On what planet does this make sense? Where the hell is Eric Holder on this one? I want some fucking heads on a plate! Of course we won’t get anything close. Maybe, four or five years after the “investigations” have been completed, and a few key witnesses have ‘committed suicide’, there will be a show trial for some unlucky dumbass who was in the wrong place at the wrong time [and probably innocent as well], and he will go to some white collar prison like Saufley Field in Pensacola for a few years of backgammon, handball and the occasional recreational prison rape.



I see also that the Brotherhood of Darkness is still hard at work destroying the last vestiges of our economy. It makes me shake my head in disbelief when I hear these jackasses on the TV say things like, “Today’s housing number was a real shock, and we can’t understand why the numbers just won’t come back up”. Really?? Let me help you out here sport. Now don’t quote me on this anywhere, because I didn’t go to MIT or anything, but I’m pretty sure that to buy a house you have to have income first. I could be wrong, but in my world, income implies that you have a fucking job, and from what I hear through the grapevine, there are zero jobs to be had right now unless you want to become a Wal-Mart ‘associate’ or flip burgers at McDonalds. Either way, those poor bastards don’t even make enough money to live in their fucking cars, so next time you come on TV and act all surprised about the slump in home sales, car sales or sales or anything for that matter, I promise to reach through the television and smack your fucking head.



Since we don’t have enough shit on our plate with the three wars we have going on in Middle East/North Africa, now we have decided to toss Yemen in to the party, you know, just to mix it up a little bit. It seems the Masters of The Universe think it’s a good idea to set the entire Middle East on fucking fire because after all, we can’t have democracy unless we kill every single one of the fuckers now can we? Four wars and not a single consultation with Congress. So much for the War Powers Act.


Well, at least it’s Friday, and I only have to work for a few more hours. I will have two whole days to do little more than drink beer, contemplate my belly button and maybe surf a little porn.